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I don't sleep with everyone I meet, how easy do you think I am?

[ As if what she's asking isn't a valid question, but he has his pride. Token protest. ]

He's not everyone.

He's a "dear friend" of Vax.

Whatever that means. He wouldn't tell me.

He's totally into Vax. Like, into. I get mooning vibes whenever I bring the guy up around him.

True, but he could be into others as well, just not to that level. He could be into you. Just not into-into.

Oh, he's very handsome and kind but he's not my type.

[ Some part of Fjord likes partners prettier than himself, Molly and Vax and Aphrodite are all examples he thinks of. Burly bearded men? His performance anxiety can't handle the idea, it made him wilt under Peter's flirting too ... it might have something to do with them looking too much like himself, too.]

I got the vibe that he's their Pumat.

Yeah, I did, too. Only our Pumat has less glitter and we know about him.

Think that makes Pumat cooler, but maybe that's just me.

Maybe things between Gilmore and Vax are how things would be between you and Pumat's clones if he was a woman and you guys fell in love! "Oh, Pumat, I'd love to stay but I must away on an adventure across the raging oceans and frigid north!" That shit would break Pumat's clones' hearts.

Psh, didn't break Reani's heart and I did the same thing.

Though that many girl-Pumat's in one place... Way to shoot for the stars and make it.

That many girl-Pumats would literally flatten you, they'd be huge.

Maybe a girl wants to be flattened sometimes.

[ A CHEER AND LAUGHTER. ]

Just all three at once! Stack them! You'll die happy.

You know what, I probably fucking would. Those are fantastic odds for me.

Which reminds me, [ he's a dog with a bone, ] have you spoken to Kori yet?

Can you not?

Do you need me to fight her? Take her out in a non-romantic way? I can try, an attempt can be made.

[ Key word: attempt. ]

Why would I want to embarrass you like that?

No, I just haven't gotten around to it is all.

[ Wow, that's so true. ]

You'll tell me when you do, right? I'm invested.

Do I have a choice?

[ She's not angry or anything about it, just putting up with it like she would an annoying brother. ]

Invest in your own love life.

[ No choice, only siblings. ]

I already do, it's a delightful mess.

Delightful? OK, you spill then.

Oh, would you look at the time? Must be going, so much to do! I think I hear Caduceus asking for help in the kitchen!

You suck! And you will spill when I feel like telling you about Kori. Fair is only fair!

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